I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND. BYE.

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

BRILLIANT!

IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE GAS.

R-E-O SPEEDWAGON.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

YEAH, ALAN, I'D LIKE THAT, YEAH.

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

NO.

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.