AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

OH, THAT'S VEY NICE OF YOU. THANK YOU.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

- NO,
- WHAT?

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...

WHO'S WINGS?

YES.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

THEN YOU'LL KISS ME.

LET'S OPEN THE "NIGHTCLUB" TONIGHT, FOLKS,
WITH JO BOXERS.

I'LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S A CAST-IRON EGG-TREE, LACQUERED.

ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

SORRY. GOT TO GO.