MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THAT?

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

HELLO. OH, HIYA!

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

BUT I AM HAPPY.

LOOK, A LEXUS. IT'S A BETTER ONE THAN YOURS.

- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.

- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.

YEAH, WE BRING THEM IN FROM MILKING,
AND THEN ALL THAT CAN GO...

ON EITHER ARCHITECTURE OR MORALITY,