NICE ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU'VE GOT TODAY.

IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.

HA! YOU BASTARD!

HE'S REVAMPED NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

I CAN'T BREATHE.

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS PROTRUSION
IS A GOOD OR BAD THING.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!