YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?

BANG!

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

MICHAEL! MICHAEL, MR PARTRIDGE
IS STILL A GUEST IN THIS HOTEL.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

THEN ONE MORE BIG SWING, LEGS GO RIGHT UP...
WHAT WAS THAT? TOO LATE!

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

(HONKING)

OK, SMALL TALK.

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.