# DO YOU?

REMEMBER THE DOUBLE - BANG, BANG.

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.

- FLAVIA? GOOD CALL.
- KING OF COFFEES.

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

OH, I SEE...

- YOU DROPPED YOUR ID CARD, "RADIO NORWICH".
- OH, THANKS.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

(SCREECHING)

HELLO. OH, HIYA!

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

- THE CHICKEN IS EMPTY.
- IT'S HOLLOW?

FAMOUS.

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?