LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

I'LL GO AND GET SOME CHAMPAGNE, SHALL I?

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

YOU MAKE ME SOUND MAD NOW.
SAY I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

- DO YOU WANT TO SERVE THIS GUY?
- HE'S A FRIEND.

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

THEN I'D TILT THE HELICOPTER TO ONE SIDE.
BULLETS ARE CHEWING UP THE DRIVE.

MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

I CAN'T PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW

THERE'S A LOT OF DIGNITY INVOLVED.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

WE'RE TAKING E-MAILS ON THAT TONIGHT,
STARTING WITH MIKE WHO'S 24.

WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY HAD MICROWAVES
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?