AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

GOOD. GOOD.

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

SORRY. THANK YOU, LOVE. A BIT ODD!