- I'VE GOT YOU ALL A PRESENT.
- TA, AL.

ON ME. GO ON, LYNN. GO AND GET IT.

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

HELLO, IS THAT RECEPTION?

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

I'LL TAKE IT.

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

OOOH, SEX!

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN #

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE