- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

WE'RE QUESTIONING ONE BLOKE.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

HE THOUGHT, ''YES, I WILL BUY
THAT COPY OF 'PUNCH' MAGAZINE''.

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

AND I THINK THAT'S IT.

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE HOUSE.
PETROL STATIONS NEARBY?

- DO YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON?
- YES.

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

- ALL RIGHT, ALAN...
- HIS COFFIN LID OPENS WITH A CREAK.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

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ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.