(GERMAN ACCENT) "THIS IS THE AUTOBAHN."

DIVORCED. I'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE KIDS,
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME.

- BATHROOM.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM SAYS TO ME?

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

IT'S SO NICE THAT YOUR FANS CAN MEET YOU.

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

DO YOU SMELL GAS?

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

- HE LIKES AMERICAN STUFF.
- OH.

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.