- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

I HAD A LATE NIGHT. WE WENT FOR A CURRY
AND AS WE LEFT, THE HEAVENS OPENED

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN?
- YEAH.

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

BUT THEN YOU WERE BORN
AND WE GREW TO LIKE YOU.

EXCUSE ME? MUSTARD. I MEAN, KAREN.
THIS LADY WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

KING OF ANGLIA!

- THAT IS A WOMAN?
- AYE. IT'S LONG HAIR.

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...