THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

- WELL...
- HANG ON. THERE'S A FOURTH POSITION.

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA.
BLOODY SOFA!

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

- IT'S QUITE NICE. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?
- NO, THANKS.

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY LATE NIGHT
SESSIONS MYSELF. YEAH.

THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING, ARE YOU?

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.