- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

# HE PAINTED KIDS ON THE CORNER
OF THE STREET WITH THE SPARKING CLOGS

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

LOOK THICK OR IT'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS OFF
BEFORE BONO CAN WHISTLE IT TO STOP.

- YES, I AM.
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

IT'S ALL...

PARTRIDGE. YOU'RE THROUGH TO THE STATIC HOME.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

YEAH.

- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.

- HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" WITH HIS BACK TO ME.
- HE'S OK.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?