PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

BEN, CAN YOU TAKE THIS UP TO MY ROOM?

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

SEE YOU LATER.

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

SPRING IN YOUR STEP'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED
ON A CLIFF. IT'S A SUICIDE HOT SPOT.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.

DAN!

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

CARY ON TALKING TO KATE
WHILE I SORT SOMETHING OUT. CAN I BORROW A PEN?