I'LL WATCH IT FOR YOU!
THROUGH MY LITTLE BINOCULARS, WHOO!

OH, DEAR.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

THANKS, SUE. YOU CAN PUFF AWAY NOW.

JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THE PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

- I'LL GO FOR THE HEAD.
- I'M THE TERMINATOR!

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
YOUR HEAD DOWN ABOUT MIDNIGHT?

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.