TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

YES!

WE'RE NOT ON SHORT-WAVE RADIO.

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

(ALAN) DON'T WORRY, LYNN, I'LL PLAY IT DOWN.

# LIFE, IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME,

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

AND A CHAP IN HIS EARLY FORTIES,

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

AAGH!

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

FROM THEIR ALBUM
"ARCHITECTURE AND MORALITY" -

I'VE GOT TWO...