OH, GOD! UM...

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

HE'S LOSING THE BATTLE FOR WALL SPACE, ISN'T HE?

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

PITY, BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY KEEN ON THAT ONE.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

I GOT IT BACK AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT
FROM MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MINUS THE POWER PACK,

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

IT'S THE BIOGRAPHY OF AN EAST END GANGSTER.
IT'S CALLED "BAD SLAGS". AMAZING STUFF.

SO, ER...

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

NO CLOTHES, COMPLETELY NAKED,

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...