IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

ALAN?

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN?
- YEAH.

WHATEVER. I JUST WOULD LIKE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

BUT IT'S STILL THERE.

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT IT HERE.

A FEW TOO MANY BLACKS!

(MUSIC PLAYS)

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

I MEAN, PEOPLE FORGET THAT TRADERS
NEED ACCESS TO DIX-ONS!