- ANY MESSAGES?
- JUST THE ONE. FROM BILL ODDIE.

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

HE DRINKS THAT YELLOW STUFF IN TINS. HE'S AN IDIOT!

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

I PRESUME WE'RE ALL GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH
NOW THE WORK'S FINISHED?

ONE MORE QUESTION.

IT'S ALAN. HOW ARE YOU?