LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.

NOW, THE MAIN THING... THANK YOU.

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

CHAMPION!

- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

# I TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOVE LIFE... #

COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

- WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES GOING?
- IN THE STORAGE ROOM.

I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

I WONDERED IF YOU HAD ANY MORE
ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BADGE PACKS?