- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

OH, GOOD.

STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS
AND LET'S WATCH THE BEST FILM EVER MADE.

- NO.
- JUST A JOKE.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

CHINESE.. YEAH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT FOR BODY LOTION?
- YEAH. I'VE GOT 182 BOTTLES.

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.