MY HEAD WAS IN CONTACT WITH THE HEADREST.

TALKING...

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

YOU'VE GONE AGAIN! GOODNIGHT.

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,

NO.

- I'LL GO FOR THE HEAD.
- I'M THE TERMINATOR!

YOU ARE NOT THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER!
IF YOU WERE, THE COUNTY WOULD GO TO POT!

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

BACK-STABBING CENTRAL
AND SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.