I'M GOING.

CHRIS. CHRIS FEATHERS. HI.

- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
- NO.

YES.
(KNOCKING)

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

- HE WAS MY HUSBAND.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

- SOPHIE?
- MR PARTRIDGE?

HI, KIDS. IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK IN MY FINE OLD SCHOOL.

WELL, AS I SAY, IT'S VEY CONFUSING.

WHAT?

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL
FOR 182 DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!