HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST COLLECTION
OF HATCHBACKS IN THE COUNTY.
NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.
THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.
- HE'D HAVE BEEN 41 NEXT MONTH.
- OH, GOD.
JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.
- I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW.
- WHAT, A PREFECT?
- ISN'T THAT "THUNDERBALL"?
- NO! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
RIGHT, RIGHT.
- BUT I WOULDN'T BREAK INTO ANOTHER PACKET.
- RIGHT.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT FUN.
WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE, A TOY SHOP?
I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.
SPECIFICALLY TOBLERONE.
I'VE GOT CHEESE! THIS IS CHEESE!
THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.
AND THEN THE MAN JUST WENT!
9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE '80S ONES.
BLACK GRANITE. IT'S A WASTE, REALLY.
THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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