SPLASH DOWN!

GOD, NO!

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

PLAINCLOTHES POP FORCE.

ALL RIGHT. JUST ER...
JUST CARY ON BUILDING THE HOUSE.

BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

THIS TSUNAMI CRASHES DOWN ON A VILLAGE
AND WIPES THEM ALL OUT.

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.

DAN!

AYE.

RUNNING ALONG WITH MY BREASTS WITH TASSELS.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM GO THAT WAY.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY?!