I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

STAY STILL.

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

- NO, SHE'S FINE.
- RIGHT.

- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, VERY BUSY.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

SO...THANKS.

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

(SIGHS)

THERE'S NO SUCH AMOUNT. PONY'S 150.

(BUZZING)