SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

NOW, YOU TWO CAN STOP GIGGLING.

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

(HE LAUGHS)

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

EEOW!

(APPLAUSE)

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"

- YEAH. SURE. NO PROBLEM.
- CHEERS.

ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.

DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CAR CRASHES?

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...