DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

POP YOU IN THE BOOT
AND DUMP YOU IN THE NORTH SEA.

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

LYNN'S NOT MY WIFE. SHE'S MY P.A.

# AND A GOLDEN GIRL

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

NO. TEX. SHORT FOR TERRY AND TEXAS AND THAT.

- IT'S AWFUL.
- I LIKE THEM.

HMM!

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

GOOD BAND.

- NO,
- WHAT?