- I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD.
- IS THAT ALL?

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

YOU COULD TRY "WATCHDOG",
BUT I THINK THEY'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

I THINK WE'VE GOT TIME FOR JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.

THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE.