- BYE.
- BYE.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

RIGHT UP TO TWENTIETH-CENTURY WELL-TONED WOMEN

HE WAS IN THE ARMY AND I THINK
HE SAW PEOPLE BEING BLOWN UP...

- ALAN. HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE LAVATORY?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF YOUR BOOK, "BOUNCING BACK".

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

THIS IS A GOOD MURDER WEAPON
BECAUSE YOU COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH,

- YEAH.
- YUP, THOUGHT SO.

YES. I'M CONVINCED HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

- YEAH. GOOD DAYS.
- FLORIDA, EH? WALT DISNEY.

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THE RADIO SHOW
NOW YOUR BOOKS HAVE BEEN INCINERATED?

COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -