CHEERS.

IT'S JUST COMING UP TO 5.35 A.M.

VEY RELIABLE, BUT SHE'S GOT A MOUSTACHE.

IT'S LATIN.

WHO'S SHE? IS SHE YOUR LATEST ER...?

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

YEAH.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- CAN I SHAKE YOUR HAND AGAIN?
- TAKE A CARD.

LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

AH, BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PARTRIDGE.
COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS, MONSIEUR?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?