HELP ME, SOMEONE!

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

IN 1976, I SAW ELO AT THE BIRMINGHAM NEC.

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

JUST A COUPLE OF BIKES, SOME SMOKELESS FUEL
AND AN OLD BAG OF CEMENT. GONE HARD.

WHAT?

WHY HAVE YOU GOT BISCUITS
SELLOTAPED TO YOUR FACE?

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

YEAH, THAT'S IT, GOODBYE,

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I COULD GET LYNN TO DRIVE US THERE.

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

- HOW MANY BEDROOMS HAS IT GOT?
- FIVE.