LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

DON'T FALL ASLEEP AND SLIP UNDER...
TERRIBLE STATISTICS ABOUT THAT.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

- THANKS FOR MY DEDICATION THIS MORNING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

- COME IN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOUR LITTLE FINGER JUST TOUCHED IT.
I'LL JUST POP THAT THERE.

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.

SUSAN IS BRAVER
THAN TEN FIREMEN OR A DOZEN POLICEMEN.

WAS THAT A LIE?