DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?
RIGHT. I MEAN, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD?
(LAUGHS)
YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.
GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.
ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?
GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?
STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE, PUTTING IT ON MY HEAD,
JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,
FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,
THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.
SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,
- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.
- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.
YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
- DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?
David Mitchell - Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse
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