A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

OK GO ON, THEN,

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

I CUT IT RIGHT IN HALF. HE RUNS ONTO THE GARAGE ROOF.

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

- WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- POURING THE WINE OUT.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

(KNOCKING)
OH, GOOD, GREAT.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

I THINK THE DESIGNER HAS GONE FOR THAT...