AND APACHE PRODUCTIONS WILL PROBABLY
GO DOWN THE PAN LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

- WILL YOU BE HAVING WINE WITH YOUR MEAL?
- NOT FOR ME.

# I LOVED YOU TOO #

SPICE WORLD!

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

WE'LL SET UP A SIGNAL. IF YOU SEE KETCHUP
IN THE WINDOW, IT MEANS, "LET'S MAKE LOVE."

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

NO.

YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE THIS MILK JUG.
IT'S A BIT LIKE A MUG.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

I'VE MADE YOU A HELICOPTER LANDING PAD.

- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?