I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

- THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT "M" ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- WHY?

I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

HERE'S YAZOO.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

WOMAN SWINGING ON A GIANT LUGER. OOH!
# LIKE HEAVEN ABOVE ME... #

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

RESEARCH.

WHAT?

- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

(BARKS)