- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S ONLY 33.

IF YOU'D TAKEN THE TROUBLE
TO WATCH "BOOB OLYMPICS"...

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

SO I DON'T THINK YOU'LL MISS ME.

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

I'M REALLY SORRY.
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN".

JURASSIC PARK.

- ALAN?
- ONE YANK, GONE!

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

FROM THE BRIT-POP BANDS
LIKE UB4O, DEF LEPPARD,

- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

THAT IS THE STORY.

- YES. GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT, ALAN,

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?