WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT?

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

BUT IF HE GOES AWOL, YOU'RE UP SLACK ALLEY.
NOW, WHO'S IT TO BE, ME OR CLIFF THORBURN?

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

YOU COULD HAVE A LOVELY BARBECUE OUT THERE.

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,

- WHAT'S HER BOOK LIKE?
- DON'T REFER TO ME AS "HER".

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

TWO THINGS.