YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

MMMM.

- ALAN, I CAN'T SEE YOU.
- NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST HOP UP HERE.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

OOH!

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

JUST LIKE THAT.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.

THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY.

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

THERE ARE ENOUGH SUPPLIES IN HERE
TO LAST THREE WEEKS.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.