THEY'D HAVE TO TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN,
SO IT DIDN'T REVEAL THE DETAILS OF THE DEAD

AND YOUR MEETING
WITH PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

IT WOULDN'T BE AN EGG CUP.
IT'D BE TWO EGG CUPS AND A KIDNEY DISH.

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

I, ALAN PARTRIDGE,
TALK TO M.E. SUFFERERS ABOUT THEIR CONDITION.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

"KOJAK"!

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

- I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS.
- RIGHT.

I FORGOT. YOU'RE NOT BONO.

- NO.
- EXACTLY. ALL THE OTHERS HAD SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE.

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

DO THOSE KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHT?