ACTUALLY, I AM SPEECHLESS.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

HE RAN OFF. HE GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY.

- THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, ALAN.
- THAT'S WHAT NAZI WAR CRIMINALS SAY.

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

- (BARKING)
- SOMEONE LOCK THE DOG IN!

- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOUP?
- I'M NOT A TRAMP.

HELLO.

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

TERRIBLE NEWS, TERRIBLE NEWS.

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

WHY?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

TANNOY IS A BRAND NAME.

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

THAT'S TOO HIGH.