IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

FRANKENSTEIN IS THE NAME
OF THE CREATOR, NOT THE MONSTER.

EEEH! LYNN!

- SO'S BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIM!

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

WHAT? REALLY?

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.

- CAN YOU GO OUTSIDE?
- ALL RIGHT.

IT'S LIKE PRESS-UPS, ISN'T IT?

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.