YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.

I MANAGED TO NEGOTIATE
A WALNUT GEAR KNOB FOR YOUR SMALLER ROVER.

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

DO YOU FANCY A CUP
OF DELICIOUS MICROWAVEABLE SOUP?

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

MAYBE YOU HAVE. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I APOLOGISE.

IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

AYE. I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY MOUTH
LIKE A TANNOY...

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS