THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

FOSTER'S MENSWEAR SAID YES -
IF YOU GET THE SECOND SERIES

IN THERE, IT'S VERY SCARY. SECONDS COUNT.

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

"DRIVING MISS DAISY"!

SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.