- BUT I HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT IT.
- COME ON, ALAN, IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

- IT'S QUITE NICE. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?
- NO, THANKS.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

I DON'T AGREE, HE'D GO TO LEGOLAND. BYE.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

THIS IS A ROMANTIC TRIBUTE...

YEAH.

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.