- DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.
- YOU LEAVE, WE'RE LEFT WITH THE DETRITUS.

I IMAGINE THAT'S A MONTH'S WAGES
TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU. HELLO?

QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

- DONE.
- GREAT.

NO. IT'S YOU THAT'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN!

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.

THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

HERE'S YAZOO.

WHERE'S YOUR HOUSE?

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

I THINK WE'VE GOT TIME FOR JUST ONE MORE QUESTION.

THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...

FRANK SPENCER,