BUT TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS A MESS.
I'D PUT ON WEIGHT. I HAD BREASTS.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

WHO WAS THAT MAN
WHO WAS BORING ME AT THE FUNERAL?

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

- OF WHAT?
- BEING BLOWN UP, BOMBS.

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.

WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

GOOD. GOOD.

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

LIKE LITTLE WAX TEARS
DRIPPING FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD.

WHAT A LOVELY SMILE.

BIT OF A REBEL.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

WHERE THE HAND WAS PACKED IN SOLEROS,
MAGNUMS, MINI MILKS AND A FEAST.