SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

THEY WILL WITHSTAND,
AT BEST, ONE AGGRESSIVE BODY SCRUB.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

- SOPHIE?
- MR PARTRIDGE?

HOW DOES THAT WORK ON RADIO?

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

UNLESS I'VE GROSSLY MISREAD THE SITUATION.

I KNOW. THIS HAS PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.

YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
ON THE BANQUETTE. GREAT.

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

- NO. I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE TIMBER YARD.
- I'LL TAKE YOU.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

USEFUL STUFF.